WEINER WINNER!!!! NOPE…WEINER LOOSER!!!

7 May

DID YOU KNOW 16 BILLION HOT DOGS ARE EATEN EVERY YEAR! YIKES!    THE WORLD FAMOUS 12TH ANNUAL  NATHAN’S HOT DOG EATING CONTEST WAS NO MATCH FOR EXTREME AMY TODAY! THE COMPEITION IS BEING HELD TODAY AT 3:00 THIS AFTERNOON AT NEW YORK NEW YORK HOTEL AND CASINO, BUT WE DECIDED TO STEP IT UP A NOTCH AND HAVE OUR VERY OWN FOX 5 HOT DOG EATING CONTEST. VIEWERS WROTE IN AND WERE PICKED TO COME COMPETE AGAINST MYSELF DURING THE LIVE SHOT.  LET’S JUST SAY THE COMPEITION WAS TOUGH! WE HAD A SEVEN YEAR OLD HOT DOG EATING NINJA WHO CRUSHED EVERYONE! HIS HOT DOG EATING SKILLS WERE ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE WORLD FAMOUS JOEY CHESNUT AND KOBAYASHI! I CALLED MYSELF THE WEINER WINNER AND LET’S JUST SAY THE NAME DID NOT HOLD UP TO THE OUTCOME OF THE COMPETITION. I POURED ON THE MUSTARD TO MAKE THE HOT DOGS SLIDE DOWN MY THROAT WITHOUT HOPEFULLY GETTING SICK. I HATE HOT DOGS AND I CAME  IN LAST PLACE! BOOO! I ALSO WANT TO SEND A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO SAM THE SCARFER, STEVE THE CHOMPER, AND TRACY THE HOT DOG DOMINATRIX! YOU GUYS KICKED DOG TODAY! 🙂 THE COMPETITION IS A QUALIFYING ROUND FOR THE WORLD FAMOUS 93RD ANNUAL CONEY ISLAND HOT DOG EATING COMPETION . FOR MORE INFO CHECK OUT NATHANSFAMOUS.COM.  OH… AND HERE’S A HINT…IF YOU WANT TO WIN… I SUGGEST NOT EATING THE DAY BEFORE, OTHERWISE YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT MANY DOGS DOWN! 🙂 YOU CAN ALSO DUNK THE DOGS IN WATER TO MAKE THEM TASTE GROSS, BUT LET ME TELL YOU…THEY SURE DO SLIDE DOWN THE HATCH.

-EXTREME AMY

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO:       http://www.fox5vegas.com/video/19396485/

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